At least it’s not in my boot.
So before I tell you that part of the story, I first must tell you this part.
Today we went to the ranch without sunscreen. And up until today, it hasn’t been a problem. And it probably wouldn’t have been a problem had we not decided to spend the first 80 degree day in the sun, swimming in the creek and fishing in the pond, without sunscreen.
Let me just say that starting now and for the next 6 months, I will be packing my truck, purse and pockets with sunscreen.
And bug spray.
And lots of snake repellent.
For a moment, I was whiter than my youngest born.
Then I proceeded to grab up each and every one of my multi-tonal offspring and run for the farm.
If you see him, please take him to the nearest containment center. Preferably one far, far, far away from my pond. Somewhere outside my zip code. Completely out of the county and if at all possible, out of the state.